“You won’t recognize Canada when I get through with it.”
~Stephen Harper
-The First ever P.M to be held in contempt of Parliament,
something unheard of in the British Commonwealth.-Recent backroom treasonous 40 year FIPA trade deals with Communist China on behalf of his masters in private industry. A country with a horrible human rights track record that’s stolen our manufacturing thru slave labor and is building up it’s military on our dime.
-Destroyed a budget surplus and now running massive deficits while pretending to be strong economic managers. You can repeat the propaganda and Action Plan Ad’s all you want, but unfortunately for Harper, the numbers don’t lie.
-Wanted U.S style bank de-regulation, thank god he didn’t get his way. Canada would be in a deep US style recession if Chief Steve had his way back when.
- His National Citizens Coalition Opposed universal health care, Health Care Act, a pillar of Canadian Society. The rich people that pay for Harper’s Mascara don’t want to pay for your health care. Taking care of others is like terrorism to these muppets.
- Ramming thru absurd omnibus legislation that he NEVER would have dared campaign on, toxic items that would have sunk his election , he use to attack those that went with omnibus but in the end succumbed to the temptation of mass fisting his country men in the ass. Grotesque Hypocrisy. Harper reached cartoon levels of absurdity on how many suspect, greasy items he is ramming thru at once.
Like he said, you wouldn’t recognize Canada when he was done with it.
-Ran to the Governor General + Prorogued Parliament twice in two years, about as cowardly and un-democratic as it gets , the second time, in fear of facing oppositional criticism over the Afghan detainee scandal and torture, Shark Eyed Stevie didn’t want to be running from a torture scandal so he shut down Parliament, now that’s banana republic worthy,
-Recently admitted to “losing” track of 3.1 billion of security dollars, gross mis-management worthy of a Sheila Fraser Audit with RCMP backed subpoena power .
Some believe the missing funds are probably going to be used for their ongoing legal war chest / dirty tricks, black ops, slush fund.-Frequent election fraud :election campaign overspending (cheating) , also instituting widespread Elections Canada budget cuts amid their own voting scandal investigations , basically castrating the investigation.
-Chief of Staff just resigned for corrupt payment scandal covering up for another corrupt Senator. A man who physically resembles a pig and with a sense of entitlement that only a true douchebag could roll with. Laws Broken . Inquiry and criminal charges time , right Steve ?
- Let’s take a trip down memory lane when Harper said this “There’s going to be a new code on Parliament Hill, bend the rules, you will be punished, break the law, you will be charged, abuse the public trust, you will go to prison” warned Stephen Harper
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canadavotes2006/national/2005/11/30/elxn-harper-prosecutions.html#ixzz2TvNoSj9Y
-The F-35 Fighter Plane Scandal : billions of dollars, knowingly underestimating and misrepresenting the true costs,should be an investigation into what was really going on and who took money.who was lobbying who, reeks of payola. More back room deals.
-Harper continues wasting millions of dollars on Action Plan Propaganda Ad’s that are only fooling the most ignorant Canadians at this point (some programs that don’t even exist) , these AD’s are basically never ending campaigning benefitting the CPC, and on taxpayers dime of course.
-Wasted over $1 billion in three days for security and other costs during the 2010 G20 Summit in Toronto, it was a historic G20 disgrace,with stormtrooper pigs charging woman singing the national anthem. A disturbing amount of people wrongly detained and abused.
-The resulting protests became the largest mass arrests in Canadian history.
-Gazebo Gate: Tony Clement, $50 million from the G8 fund pissed away on gazebos to win him favor in his riding, more cronyism ,banana republic worthy.
-Peter McKay Taxi Service scandal : Allowed Defence Minister to use a search-and-rescue helicopter as a personal limosine to ferry him between fishing holes.
-Robo Call-Gate, Fucking over Canadian voters , tricking people into going to the wrong places, incredibly tacky and illegal behaviour, most would consider this a supreme crime if not treason.
The Robo Call investigations still on going.-Pushing for new private, for profit, prisons in the wake of decreasing crime rates so his crony’s can profit off of caging Canadians. One of them is an Enbridge Executive, they want to make money off jailing pipeline protesters. Sick, sick bastards.
-Rolled out the red carpet to admitted and confessed torturers George W Bush and Dick Cheney AFTER they admitted to the torture programs violating our own Canadian and International laws in the process.
-Appointed RCMP officer Giuliano Zaccardelli to TOP COP at Interpol in the wake of The Arar scandal, the canadian citizen who was falsely implicated by an RCMP/CSIS “terrorism file” on him and illegally renditioned by US authorities to a Syrian torture cell. Then, when it came to public light, RCMP smeared Arar further in the press, rather than take responsibility and protect the life of a Canadian citizen.
Zaccardelli was also called a “liar”by a fellow career Mountie, to his face, in the presence of the Parliamentary committee investigating the pilfering of RCMP pension under Zaccardelli’s watch. But Zaccardelli remained Commissioner.-Dean Del Mastro, Michael Sona, and Pierre Poutine. (If you don’t know why these guys are on the list you need to start paying attention )
-Senate Appointee ~ Brazeau overspending and allegedly woman beating, calling Justin Trudeau Shiney Pony then getting ass kicked by him , left disgraced.
-Senate Appointee ~ Pig Fat fuck Mike Duffy-Gate , left disgraced.
-Senate Appointee ~ Piglet Sen.Wallin, money overspending , trough piggery, left disgraced
-Bruce Carson’s influence peddling and RCMP investigation , disgraced and charged.
-Scumbags trying to bribe Chuck Cadman on his death bed, sub human behavior.
-Julie Couillard NATO lost document and lobbying scandal
the reason why Maxime Bernier resigned from cabinet.-Turncoat David Emerson who betrayed his riding winning as a Liberal but then jumping ship into Harper’s greasy mitts.
Classic douchebag move : On election night he told supporters that he wanted to be “Stephen Harper’s Worst Nightmare”, then jumped ship to Harper and the CPC. People in Vancouver have never forgave him and consider him a “benedict arnold”-Bev Oda, The Imelda Marcos of the North.
-Irwin Cotler Affair misleading phone campaign scandal.
Again, this kind of election chicanery is Douchebag Hall of Fame material.-Industry Minister Paradis was found guilty of conflict of interest for helping former caucus colleague Rahim Jaffer meet senior bureaucrats on a controversial green energy project.
Cronyism, standard operating procedure.-In and out Scandal : On February 24, 2011, 4 senior Conservative Party members were charged in the In and Out Scandal under the Elections Canada Act with overspending over $1 million dollars in the 2006 election including allegations that Conservative election expense documents submitted to Elections Canada were “false or misleading”
-Budget cuts to Canadian Food Inspection Agency and wide spread E-coli outbreak, dangerous mismanagement resulting in deaths.
- Harper is pushing a pipeine project (NorthernGateway) onto BC that nobody wants in the province turning the coast into a supertanker ticking time bomb, Harper is pushing so hard that people think bloodshed might erupt in BC over this volatile issue, many say it’s a sure fire way to mess up the coast for future generations and they wont allow it.
The recent Dog and Pony Show Pipeline hearings we’re ridiculous, a true joke and in the wake of massive historic opposition ,
1700 vs 3 Opposed Enbridge amongst presenters to Harpers 3 Person JRP Review Board in British Columbia.- Enbridge , caught erasing islands in their commercials, an absurd tanker route laden with massive safety issues. buy hey, lets make it safer by erasing the islands for the tv commercials so the public is fooled.
- A SFU study just released saying 90% certainty of disaster if Northern Gateway goes ahead, British Columbians and First Nations unified in Opposition against Harper and Enbridge.-Muzzling the Ottawa press gallery, yes !! effectively muzzling journalists from asking questions , Muzzling journalists !!!
Banana Republic Worthy.-Harper Gov. muzzling scientists. Let’s not forget the Scientists that marched on Parliament Hill, think about that , scientists in lab coats marched on Parliament Hill,
The Harper Government is now muzzling scientists,
i repeat,
MUZZLING SCIENTIST’S !!!- Harper’s Spiritual Leader and Creepy U of Alberta Prof, fired CBC pundit, Tom Flanagan fired for pro-child porn viewing comments
-Trying to destroy the CBC and replace it with Fox News North.
-Trying to mandate Sun News for mandatory carriage for his own personal propaganda network for chrissake, banana republic worthy.
-Caught faking immigration ceremonies on Sun News
(MinisterJason Kenney)-Filled the government lobby with photos of just himself, (Harper) creepy, just creepy. In a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of way.
-Government of Canada now listed as the “Harper Government” in official communications, of course, this after all is a neo-clown dictatorship.
-Trashing Canada’s reputation internationally. thanks to Harper and his ghouls our popularity in many parts of the planet is on a heavy decline.
-Perpetual shilling for the Koch Bros and Big Oil.
Harper spends most his time meeting with oil and energy lobbyists. We have a petro state minded government that is governing for itself without a care for what the rest of the nation thinks and hell bent on turning Canada into Mordor.-Destroying generations of environmental protections,
Clean air and water is like Al Qaeda to the Harpercons.-Allowed Industry to write environmental protections.
no , seriously, Joe Oliver ladies and gentlemen !!-Pissing away millions on chinese panda bear rentals while closing coast guard bases. he really did that.
-International experts removed Canadas economic superstar status while he pretends that he knows what hes doing.
-Trying to destroy environmental groups while allowing industry to poison our air and water unabated.
-Completely one sided lapdog pandering to apartheid state Israel, even as they continue to expand settlements and dump white phosphorus on woman and children in Gaza.
-Snubbing the U.N and getting kicked out of the security council weakening Canada’s Security in the process.
- Extreme un Canadian sabre rattling ~ Chicken Hawking and wrongly supporting the highly illegal 2003 Invasion of Iraq.
We could go on and on….
It’s high time for this mascara wearing fucking asshole to resign.
He’s run out of clowns and minions to throw under the bus and we’ve run out of patience.
sincerely,
Canadians
Canadian politics is broken and people just ignore it….
SCP-261: Pan-dimensional Vending
SCP-261 appears to be a large black vending machine with no glass panel and a keypad on the right side. It was found Yokohama, Japan and its origins are unknown. When money is placed into SCP-261 and a three-digit number is entered on the keypad, SCP-261 will vend a random item.he number entered on the keypad has no effect on the item vended, nor has any pattern been detected. Items are always some form of “snack food”, and typically have bright, attention-grabbing packaging. If SCP-261 is used several times in a short period of time, is used while unpowered, and/or large amounts of money are entered before an item is vended, SCP-261 will start to dispense bizarre items. While still “food”, their suitability for human consumption is often non-existent. A full log of objects vended can be found here.
This is my favorite one.
I do really love the pan dimensional vending machine.
In my ongoing quest for the perfect framework for understanding haters, I created The Disapproval Matrix**. (With a deep bow to its inspiration.) This is one way to separate haterade from productive feedback. Here’s how the quadrants break down:
Critics: These are smart people who know something about your field. They are taking a hard look at your work and are not loving it. You’ll probably want to listen to what they have to say, and make some adjustments to your work based on their thoughtful comments.
Lovers: These people are invested in you and are also giving you negative but rational feedback because they want you to improve. Listen to them, too.
Frenemies: Ooooh, this quadrant is tricky. These people really know how to hurt you, because they know you personally or know your work pretty well. But at the end of the day, their criticism is not actually about your work—it’s about you personally. And they aren’t actually interested in a productive conversation that will result in you becoming better at what you do. They just wanna undermine you. Dishonorable mention goes to The Hater Within, aka the irrational voice inside you that says you suck, which usually falls into this quadrant. Tell all of these fools to sit down and shut up.
Haters: This is your garden-variety, often anonymous troll who wants to tear down everything about you for no rational reason. Folks in this quadrant are easy to write off because they’re counterproductive and you don’t even know them. Ignore! Engaging won’t make you any better at what you do. And then rest easy, because having haters is proof your work is finding a wide audience and is sparking conversation. Own it.
The general rule of thumb? When you receive negative feedback that falls into one of the top two quadrants—from experts or people who care about you who are engaging with and rationally critiquing your work—you should probably take their comments to heart. When you receive negative feedback that falls into the bottom two quadrants, you should just let it roll off your back and just keep doin’ you. If you need to amp yourself up about it, may I suggest this #BYEHATER playlist on Spotify? You’re welcome.
** I presented The Disapproval Matrix to the fine folks at MoxieCon in Chicago yesterday, and they seemed to find it useful, so I figured I’d share with the class. It was originally inspired by a question my friend Channing Kennedy submitted to my #Realtalk column at the Columbia Journalism Review.
Elad Gil:
Some good ideas have a lot of bad implementations before someone comes in and does it well enough to win big.
Obvious, and yet, often overlooked.
Implementation is often the hardest part. It is also difficult to teach.
While not quite as bad as diamonds, a lot of what goes into wine pricing seems to be largely bullshit as well:
Numerous experiments have shown that people will enjoy a table wine and a fine wine equally if they believe that they are both fine wine. Knowing that a wine is supposed to be good does literally make it taste better. The drinkers could be lying about enjoying the “bad” wine due to social pressure. However, an experiment involving a Stanford wine tasting group, a group of identical wines presented under fake price tags from $5 to $90, and a fMRI machine measuring activity in areas of the brain correlated with pleasure suggests otherwise. Drinking the same wine with a higher price tag did increase pleasure.
Also, this is a great quote:
As of 2003, Bronco processed 300,000 tons of grapes to make 20 million cases of wine, of which a quarter are Charles Shaw wines. Asked how he sells wine for the same price as a bottle of water, Franzia responded, ““They’re overcharging for the water. Don’t you get it?”
++ Date:2007-02-15, 9:08AM PST — Advice to Young Men from an Old Man ++
1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.
2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time
3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.
4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests.
6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you.
7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative”. They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for a while, you’ll see what I mean.
8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical.
9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people shit.
10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you.
11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one is looking out for you.
12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards where none is due.
13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side. Everybody else worries about themselves.
14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “fuck off” when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.
15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’ll find your wife fucking somebody else.
16. Keep fit.
17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she is wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you’ll take her part.
18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her. Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do it where you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t shit in your own back yard.
19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for.
20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs”. They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably fucking someone else.
21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else.
22. Have and nurture friendships with women.
23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going to see some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It’s her loss.
24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre of beautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful women don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the post uses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “fuck my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses the word cock (except in the context of “Don’t send a cock shot.”) There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30′s or older.
25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look”. Old people will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to acknowledge their existence.
26. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or how they present themselves. It’s none of your business to try to intimidate people into conformity.
27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcoming community there.
28. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bonafides.
29. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically,women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being cheated by our educational system is belied by the fact that schools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys in school. It is the boys in school getting fucked over, and prescribed Ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about.
30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest.
Sounds just like MSM hockey writers.
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blusterousiris: Excerpt from my Huffington Post article
Activist/artist Molly Crabapple’s new series of paintings titled “Shell Game” at Smart Clothes Gallery in New York portray a darkly humorous year in cartoonish figures.
Her canvases tackle global turmoil in 2011, including the rise of Occupy Wall Street, Anonymous hackers, the health insurance crisis, the Tunisian Revolution, protests in Greece, and the Spanish M15 movement.
While “Shell Game” bursts with depictions of corruption and violence, for Crabapple, the past few years have been a mix of birth amid destruction. “Yes, it was awful, but it was also magic, she told Wired in an interview. “It was the magic of people speaking to each other, waking up, helping each other. For every person beaten up, everyone arrested, it was also a year of fierce aliveness.”
Like Hannah Hoch’s politically-charged Dadaist collages or Frida Kahlo’s symbolic works, in Crabapple’s paintings a political message emerges from the visual chaos.
As Occupy Wall Street unfolded right outside her window, Crabapple sketched posters for the movement in real time. “Shell Game” began as a Kickstarter project. It’s worth noting that her paintings about the power of a united crowd would not have been possible without crowdsourcing.
“Shell Game” will be on view April 14 - 23 at Smart Clothes Gallery in New York.
Art by Phil Noto
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I smell a comeback. Spin the black circle.
You stay classy, people who put mobile ads for hooking up inside of kids’ games.